When not groping women
or crying on Twitter,
Trump spends time appealing
to whites who are bitter.
Sad and uneducated,
they continue to pout:
"It's not my fault I'm unemployed!
Get the Mexicans out!"
His suits are too big,
his ties fall too long.
Unable to spell out policy,
he prefers simple words: "WRONG!"
"I'll give you law,
and I'll give you order!
But I won't give you my taxes -
Look, an unsecured border!"
He's all deflection, all smoke,
It's all a big ruse.
"Ignore the 'facts' in that story,
it's only fake news!"
With the election in doubt,
and his campaign looking bleak
that traitor turned to Russia
desperate for a leak.
The Kremlin fed him lines,
Putin gave him quotes,
and he finally "earned" a victory
with 3 million less votes.
He continues to embarrass the nation
day in and day out.
"It's not climate change," he says,
"We're in permanent drought!"
It's not just ignoring science
that makes him seem dumb.
A history of screwing people
confirms he is scum.
He pays shitty wages,
ships jobs overseas.
"I'll stop when I'm POTUS;"
Do you believe that? Please.
His cabinet confirms
He doesn't know what he's doin'.
Eight years of progress
Is what he will ruin.
He's gonna keep conning,
It's all he that knows.
And with that I will end
This depressing prose.