iReaPxZ / VitalPure / VitalSynth Ban Appeal [7th July]
•B̲a̲c̲k̲g̲r̲o̲u̲n̲d̲
As a young lad I always found it difficult making friends growing up. Ever since kindergarten I was always picked on and disassociated from the main friendship groups resulting in my limited access to the toy kitchens with the fake eggs and bacon - I was sad. Throughout my schooling career my disability to make companionships and "mates" lead to me spending countless lunchtimes spent in the toilet playing with my barbie cross-gender dolls and action man playboy edition figurines. My excessive interest in toilet roll sculptures did not attribute to the countless "toilet swirlies" I experienced during recess and lunch breaks.
Graduating from primary school, the second chapter in my education progression looked bleak as I was immediately confronted on the first day of school being picked on for having a "cock shaped nose" and "smelling like a dried out camels anus." My grades suffered as I was plunged into a state of traumatic depression verging on contemplating suicide. At home things worsened as my parents' marital disputes and digressions exacerbated eventually leading to their divorce at my tender age of 11. Things turned sour after my brother shat on my nan's new Malaysian silk thread carpet sourced from the Ugandan highlands. I promptly received the blame and was banished to the basement.
Somehow after trawling through the hardships of secondary school I made it to Sixth Form (basically college in the UK). Being forced to wear an oddly fitted suit from the depths of Oxfam I was immediately abused and called a "poor cunt" and "impoverished wasteman."
So here I am now, my life's held together by trings tighter than my dead aunt Betrand's rectum and I really don't know whether it's worth it anymore...
•W̲h̲y̲ ̲I̲ ̲s̲h̲o̲u̲l̲d̲ ̲b̲e̲ ̲u̲n̲b̲a̲n̲n̲e̲d̲.
As you can probably tell from the pain and torment I have experienced through the back alleys and dimly lit sidewalks of my past you can see why I lashed out back at the World in respect to the cruel and vicious treatment I have received from so many people even if it was only in a virtual environment. Although I am sincerely regretful for my actions I hopefully you can see through the veil of distaste and grudge you most probably hold against me. I do thoroughly enjoy your server and would love to play again, nonetheless without the griefing and stealing. If you could find it in your heart to forgive a twisted soul like mine that has been through so much agony and affliction it would be deeply appreciated.
I hope I have not caused as much trouble as I may have precedented.
I'll leave you with a quote conscripted from one of my most cherished idols:
"Loosen up your flappy parts Dwauz, feel the community" - Ghandi 808 BC.
Yours sincerely, James [Pure].