Saying goodbye to my capuchin monkey Amelia after rescuing her from a lab 33 years ago. She was 45 when she passed and had the best funeral ever!

What happened was, last week me and Bobo were riding around on our motorbike. A police pulled us over. He said, "Boy, don't you know you can't ride around this town with a wild animal on your motorcycle?" I said, "He's not wild, officer. He's got better manners than you have." The police said, "I'll tell you what...If you promise to take that monkey straight to the zoo, I won't arrest you." I said, "Okay, officer, I'll do it."

Just yesterday, me and Bobo were riding around town on our motorbike. Same damned police pulled us over. He said, "Boy, I told you to take that monkey to the zoo!" I said, "I did take him to the zoo. And he liked it so much, today we're going to the circus!" That's when they slapped the cuffs on Bobo and took him to monkey jail.

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