Jax’s best episode in years

YO I was dead af when scheana was like hey wanna hear about my surgery and Jax immediately hits her with “NO not really”. The ducking comedic timing of that and her reaction was exactly what I want from this show.

I want to watch an egotistical bartender walk bug-eyed into work an hour late after railing lines. I want to watch meltdowns over shit that doesn’t matter to grown ass adults. I want to watch restaurant bullshit, not Stassi pretend to buy a plot in the frickin’ Hollywood mausoleum, how TF can I relate to that? That’s not what I signed up for.

Rage texts, inappropriate spin outs, cheating, drunken fights, Katie barred out staring dead eyed at Kristin while Stassi rages on a chemical cocktail is OKAY but I want more.

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