No, I don't. I hope to see him in Valhalla as well and joke about your planet's and his dead father's stupidity, evil, and arrogance over mead.

I thought that was obvious from the fact that I made no mention of him - only of Christianity. If I was Jesus, I'd fucking hate Christians to levels you wouldn't think a man of love and peace were capable of hating anything, including the "true" ones. Especially the "true" ones, considering they'd be calling me a god - a ruler - one of the things I gave an agonizing hell of a life and death to stand against. If I saw this planet 2k years from now and saw people claiming I tried to justify taxation, shame hookers and potheads and gays and free lovers of all other kinds, and claim that we should all let cops, antifa, and other statist bullies smack us around instead of defending and retaliating against the individuals complicit in said acts of aggression(initiatory force), and that all from kiddy rape to kiddy murder is forgiven if people just use me as their sole supportive tulpa that will help them get away with wanton abuse of NAP-abiding men, women, and children, I would certainly want to beam the innocents out and turn this planet to space dust in response, and I certainly hope my own supportive tulpa helps me commit that retaliatory abuse against these coy abusers in the next life and/or that I can at least go home to her and have sex, food, and rock and roll in peace for eternity, finally free from the madness of those who feel entitled to feast on and step on every shred of my existence, mind, body, and soul, without giving anything even a hooker and a bag of weed to me for it.

So uhh, yea. Going off of pure empathy, putting myself in his shoes, I'm pretty sure Jesus would like atheist ancaps like me more than christians. Instead of asking "what would jesus do", I ask "what would jesus like", because I know if I expected everyone to live exactly like me, I would certainly be a statist - and the most unbearable one to ever exist. And if I was in his shoes, I'd like a hooker, some alcohol, some psillocybin, and a bag of weed - not an ass kisser(unless that's the foreplay she's into). :p Have a good night.