Since we are definitely having fun here.

Back in the day everyone had a BIG girlfriend on the side. She would go to the doctor for uppers to loose weight and then the next doctor for downers so she could sleep. Rinse and repeat several times per month.

I went to my hookup to pickup 200 mandraxx. Mandraxx was a quaalude mixed with an antihistamine. It was the one true aphrodisiac I've seen and it would hit within 10 minutes. He was gone, side gf was there and she told me to test one.

Yeah, it worked................ She felt guilty afterwards and told her boyfriend.

Noooooooo, he wasn't nice, he didn't fight or shoot me. Instead HE TOLD EVERY FRIEND I HAD