Kevina and the mystery of the dissolving stitches

This is the same Kevina that faked cancer for attention, I worked with this woman for about a year and one incident that sticks out is the ordeal with her stitches.

A coworker was telling us a casual story about her dealings with appendicitis. Kevina, who’s bursting at the seams to shift the attention to herself, revealed to us that just a few days ago she had the operation! Not thinking much of it we went on with our shift.Afterwards we find that outside the restaurant the stray cat (we’ve lovingly called her fat ass) birthed her kittens, we collectively decided to try and get these kittens and put them up for adoption.Kevina wanting to be the saviour of the story elegantly dolphin dived under the storage container after these kittens, conveniently forgetting that just day old stitches on her abdomen probably can’t handle that kind of activity.After voicing concern about her stitches (and successfully wrangling 2/3 of the kittens), she said it’s fine because after her procedure she had a shower and they “dissolved”. The medical marvel strikes again.

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