How much time do you have? I can eventually breed what you need but I'd need some help from you to do it. I have a second non english profile, a level ball Tadbulb, a 0 speed ditto, and a 0 attack ditto. What I don't have is a way to transfer pokemon around a pokemon home hasn't come out yet. I'm also not against doing step 1 and 2 now and then 3-5 at a later time since that that point no real trade would have occurred just you helping me transfer 3 mon from one of my profiles to the other so no one would be in a state of iou.

1. Trade you level ball tadbulb, and my two dittos from my main english account
2. You trade those 3 pokemon to my second non english account
3. 3 breed the tadbulb. Depending on if HA, nature, gender, and the other 4ivs matter to you it can be as quick as 2 eggs using power items
4. I trade you my 3 mon and the 0speed/0attack tadbulb
   1. You'd also be helping me get the 2 giveaway love balls onto my main account
5. You trade back my original tadbulb, 2 ditto, and extra fodder pokemon (produced by either of us) and 2 apriballs to finalize the trade. Extra fodder mon because on the way back it would be 2 giveaway love balls + the 2 apriballs originating from you