Why do so many of you all bags hate the Stephen Merchant episode? So much ribbing between all 3 of them. And also we get a great joke segment. I don't get you guys! Dirty johnny jokes too!!!!

There's no reasons to devide the people here in a comment, that would be as stupid as saying an apple pie is by mere fact better than a cherry pie. But since 1) this is reddit, home of the fedora -headed knights of facts, and 2) I'm stupid, I'm just gonna go out and say it: people who find cherry pies better than apple pies are real jerks and by mere fact wrong. Now, I'm not gonna equate the Stephen Merchant episode to an apple pie, but here it goes: the Stephen Merchant episode is an apple pie in a window seal of cherry pies, feeding us wandering old chunks of coals around the country. The others may be good and may effectively stop the hunger, but one is clearly better, and those who say otherwise in the question of pies don't know anything about comedy. To be honest though, I didn't really understand the episode at first, which is surprising considering I now found this apple pie delicious and extremly risable. You know by the way what the LEAST risable pie is? Cum pie. What a terrible idea for a pie. Like, the crust is bread and stuff but then inside it's just full of cum, hot cum. Hot cum is no laughing matter. I recall the joke of the people who was carrying a canon across the highest mountain in Spain. They carried it over the mountains and under the valleys. One of the Spaniards said, when they reached the top: "Hand me the canonball!". Then the other spaniard ejaculated hot cum on the canonball. No one laughed. That just proving my point, hot cum is not a laughing matter. But you now what IS a laughing matter? The Stephen Merchant episode. Try rewatch it if you didn't get it the first time, preferably with a slice of blueberry pie, the best pie that is. Then cum all over yourself.

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