Novelist Colm Tolbin has complained about the over-use of 'flash backs' in modern fiction. Speaking at the Hay Festival in south Wales, U.K., Tolbin told a tittering audience that too many novels featured a 'flash back' to the protagonist's childhood or even the childhood of their parents! Confronted with the sight of an elderly man painfully reliving the decimation, by bullet fire, of his friend on the beaches of Normandy as he left the venue, Tolbin chuckled, shook his head, and inwardly bemoaned the state of contemporary fiction.

British politician and Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has been accused of cornholing many higher-up male members of his party as he heads into the General Election. Asked about the allegations, Corbyn responded that this is the "same tedious homo horseshit politics that the British electorate are frankly fed up of" and that he only butt-fucked one or two of his colleagues when he was "drunk but not too drunk."

Richmond High School alumni and cult leader, Jim Jones, claimed that he had homosexual intercourse with male members of his temple so that they felt "symbolically connected" to his ministry. Oldest excuse in the book.

Islamic extremist group ISIS were quick to claim responsibility for the abhorrent terrorist attack in Manchester, England, earlier this month. But I trust the old wisdom: who smelt it, dealt it!

A new study has warned the nation's imbibers that white wine contains more sugars and sulphites than beer, spirits, or red wine. But what do I care, I can quit drinking sulphites whenever I want!