Uhm, are you guys serious? Microchips? Lol.
It's the freaking maga hat. We have the name of an evil super military on the foreheads of the most obviously false-Christian men and women the world has ever seen following the most insignificant loud mouth in the the history of political offices. He's out by July 2020, pence for 6 months, Obama ends it. Rapture in February, because Kapernick kicked it off. Grapes of wrath is Third secret of Fatima. Whore of Babylon isn't Catholic Church, and if it is... Vatican City burns but tho multitudes of people are going to flood the world in a new crusades. The Harlot is deeply misunderstood. A toast to her fornication? More like a toast to the death of the kings. Check out Buffy season six. We are in the six age following the ocean age. We have The Trio, Dark Willow... last season Buffy dove off the platform in the shape of Jesus on the cross and used her blood to save the world. It's all very... coincidental. Oh and Christians of the World... I don't want to crush your dreams but... I dont think you're going to float up and leave nothing behind but sinners and folded up trousers. Unless you're planning some big get together in a city with a big white cross 1260 days after kick off.
Unfortunately, that hat should come off. Mother Shipton said it best. Yellow men gain power from a mighty bear. An ague leaving many dead. This is worse than leprosy. Once rapture is over, and our POTUS decides hes too busy on trial to do a damn thing about any of it... (woosh... boom... whuuee... wheuuu...) and then those crazy grapes get turned into wine for the harlot to drink... what's one step worse than leprosy? Bazinga! The First Plague.
Anyway, its 2am. I have to volunteer at the homeless shelter in the morning. Sleep well, and uh...
Have a blessed apocalypse!