>Claims he's just goofing around

>makes multiparagraph ragepost with quoted text

But seriously, please read your comments again. Would a fully-developed adult in their right mind continue to argue with who he perceives to be an emotionally unstable teenager? Would a person just "goofing" around take the effort to hurl sardonic remarks and denigrate someone for being younger than him? Or is there so much anger in your life that this is considered simply "goofing" around?

It seems like you really resent today's youth and their entitlement, as you seem to be projecting a lot of your disdain onto an anonymous internet user through sarcastic remarks about "on fleek" or "squad". I don't know if it's that stems from having rough childhood due to an abusive mother, but please don't go down her path by saying untrue, rotten things about other people.

Of course, this is the first time I've ever been in an pointless internet argument this shitty, so please excuse my inexperience. And I apologize if you feel like I invaded your privacy by reading your post history.

As for the "And I state this as fact because my anecdotes are objectively better than yours.", I'm surprised you didn't see the sarcasm. I mean, the idea of one's anecdotes being objectively better is absurd.

And (un)fortunately I'm not a teenager, but I agree that I have lots of growing up to do. This whole argument is a pretty good exercise in self-discovery, as gay as that might sound. However, as a person in his 30s or 40s, you still might need to as well. Having a jaded cynical worldview is pointless. There are lots of problems in the world, but humanity's had worse and we're still going strong after hundreds of thousands of years. I'll be deleting these comments later on because this is just embarrassing, for both of us.

Everyone knows your anecdotes are out of control, bro.

Sweet reference bro :^)