There was this girl who I was friends with when I was like 6 or 7 who I was constantly fist fighting
She pushed me one time and I fell onto her bike, then put hair gel on my cuts (wtf?)
Pinned her against her fence and her mum looked at us, sat down and watched TV. “Friend” slapped me really hard after that and when I went home she asked why
Had a fight in the middle of the street one time, all her brothers were there (at the time) 13, 15 and 17 were just watching. I ended up ending the fight by kicked and kneeing her in the face, her brother had to carry her away.
Me, Friend and her brother were sitting watching TV when she started throwing pillows at me, I threw them back and told her to stop. As soon as we started fighting her brother sighs and leaves.
If I were to ever go to Paisley and see her again she wouldn’t stand a chance because I know how to defend myself.
There were loads more but I can’t remember them all.