Our story starts in Reddit, a normal town where nothing much happens....
SheepwithShovels rememberd the abuse he suffered as a child.
His parents never loved him, SheepwithShovels knew. Always telling him off for anything he did.
And that would continue until one day, SheepwithShovels's parents were killed in a car accident. He was then forced to live with his uncle and aunt.
They forced him to live in the basement. And every night he would cry himself to sleep as no one in the world loved him.
SheepwithShovels was also forced to do all the work around the house. But still it wasn't enough to deserve his uncle and aunts love. And so soon, they send him to a orphanage.
SheepwithShovels didn't think life could get worse, but there he learned that life still had more horror in store for him. Because the orphanage turned out to be really a secret front for a highly criminal organisation! And they put all the children there to work in their factories and their mines. And SheepwithShovels too was set to work. Despite the horror of the orphanage, he was finally in a place where others were treated just as badly as he was. Hopefully, finally SheepwithShovels could make some real friends, he thought. But that thought too turned to merely a fantasy. As the kids soon saw that SheepwithShovels was not like them. SheepwithShovels was special. And the kids hated him for it. And so every night, when the kids would return from the factories and mines, they would force SheepwithShovels to work more. Or to do their beds. Or to clean the showers and the toilets. And whenever something would go wrong, the kids said to the guards: "SheepwithShovels did it!" and the guards, who also hated SheepwithShovels for being so special, believed them and hurt SheepwithShovels.
And so SheepwithShovels thought that no one in the world would love him. Until one day, a organisation of superheroes attacked the criminals and freed all the kids. And they also freed SheepwithShovels!
And they said: "Don't worry, kid, we'll take care of you." "We'll train you and you'll become a part of the family!"
Or will he?
(A/N yeah lol I know canon is differently, but this is my story!)
SheepwithShovels was then taken in by a super secret organisation, called NASA. For a while, it looked like SheepwithShovels was just at home.
SheepwithShovels got to train with all the other secret superheroes. He was trained in all sorts of things, ranging from Information Technology to using the Slingshot
The other recruits didn't want to socialise with SheepwithShovels. They hated him for how quickly SheepwithShovels mastered the rocket and how well trained SheepwithShovels was in compare to the others. What SheepwithShovels neglected to tell them was that the only reason why he was so good, was because of SheepwithShovels s horrible childhood.
One day, SheepwithShovels was called forward. SheepwithShovels had just succesfully accomplished the most difficult part of his training. So good, SheepwithShovels had beaten the previous high score! SheepwithShovels knew that now that he had beaten the previous high score, he was sure to get a place on the greatest team the world had ever seen. So SheepwithShovels went to him commander-in-chief, sad_weenie. But when SheepwithShovels got there, suddenly there was more than sad_weenie. There were also others.
SheepwithShovels said: "What's going on?" "Don't worry," captain sad_weenie said. "It's all going to be all right."
But SheepwithShovels knew this had to be a trap! That much he had learned from his horrible childhood. Quickly SheepwithShovels kicked the table into sad_weenie's chest. WuhanWTF tried to stop him but SheepwithShovels was too quick and took a gun from the wall (there were like loads of guns and other weapons displayed on the wall). "I won't let you do this to me," SheepwithShovels said gravely. "I will be free!"
The others didn't want to risk being shot. And SheepwithShovels took the file from the desk that had his name on it. And then SheepwithShovels ran. Away from NASA and away from the other recruits.
And SheepwithShovels was right not to trust them! For when he looked in the file, it turned out they were planning on selling SheepwithShovels out to Sarcastasaurus!
But what was SheepwithShovels to do now? All alone in this world, who could SheepwithShovels trust now?
Stay turned!!! SheepwithShovels sat down on the pavement. It was raining loudly and people were hurrying down towards home, of course ignoring his sobbing.
The world had been unusually cruel to SheepwithShovels. First his horrific childhood where he was treated like nothing more than a slave. Then the disappointing time at the NASA. It all became a bit too much for SheepwithShovels, so he put on his iphone player and listened to the soothing tunes, like Like a Virgin and A Whole New World .
Then all the sudden, footstepts approached SheepwithShovels but he didn't hear it because of the music. SheepwithShovels then looked up and looked at a mysterious figure wearing a long rain coat.
"Whats wrong, kiddo," said the mysterious stranger. "I'm fed up with life," said SheepwithShovels. I'm so good at everything, but everyone hates me for it. I can't keep going anymore." And then with the softest voice, SheepwithShovels spoke the darkest truth: "I don't want to live anymore."
The stranger laughed loudly, "ohhohohoh, don't worry dear SheepwithShovels. Life will turn out better for you." "How do you know," SheepwithShovels asked. "Because the world hates me too," the stranger said and with one swoop the stranger removed his coat. It was Sarcastasaurus!
"OMG," SheepwithShovels said outraged. "Calm down, young one," Sarcastasaurus said. "I too am misunderstood."
"Oh, I suppose that oculd be true," said SheepwithShovels. "Now, come with me," Sarcastasaurus said and reached out for SheepwithShovels. "Let me take care of u. We're sole mates, you and I. The world is against us, but together we can fight for our freedom!" "For freedom!" SheepwithShovels said as he accepted Sarcastasauruss hand.
And together they went off. SheepwithShovels was finally happy.