/r/Circ(le)jerk, let's make Donald president!

FADE IN:

           JUNE 11, 1970S  QUEENS, NEW YORK. THE SUITE - NIGHT

           A smoky, overdecorated cocktail lounge and nightclub on 
           Queens Boulevard. Sergio Franchi is in full voice on the 
           jukebox.  It is after midnight.  It has bean a long night.. 
           Balloons and empty glasses litter the place.  BILLY BATTS, 
           a 50-year-old hood in an out-of-date suit, court at the 
           bar. WE SEE a younger, more sharply-dressed HOOD walk in 
           with a BEEHIVE GIRLFRIEND and hug BATTS.

                                 HOOD
                     Billy. You look beautiful. Welcome 
                     home.

                                 BAITS
                          (laughing and turning 
                          to the bartender)
                     What are you having? Give 'em what 
                     they're drinking.

           WE SEE FOUR OTHER MEN, including HENRY HILL and JIMMY BURKE, 
           standing near BILLY BATTS at the bar, raise their glasses 
           in salute. TOMMY DESIMONE and ANOTHER BEEHIVE BLONDE enter. 
           BILLY BATTS looks up and sees TOMMY.

                                 BILLY
                     Hey, look at him. Tommy. You grew 
                     up.

                                 TOMMY
                          (preening a little)
                     Billy, how are you?

                                 BILLY
                          (smiling broadly at 
                          Tommy and the girl)
                     Son of a bitch. Get over here.

           TOMMY walks over and BILLY, too aggressively, grabs TOMMY 
           around the neck.  TOMMY doesn't like it.

                                 TOMMY
                          (forcing a laugh)
                     Hey, Billy. Watch the suit.

                                 BILLY
                          (squeezing Tommy's 
                          cheek, a little 
                          too hard)
                     Listen to him.  "Watch the suit," 
                     he says.  A little pisser I've 
                     known all my life.  Hey, Tommy, 
                     don't go get too big.

                                 TOMMY
                     Don't go busting my balls. Okay?

                                 BILLY
                          (laughing, to the 
                          crowd at the bar)
                     Busting his balls?
                          (to Tommy)
                     If I was busting your balls, I'd 
                     send you home for your shine box.

           TOMMY'S smile turns to a glare as he realizes BILLY is 
           making fun of him. The Men at the bar are roaring with 
           laughter.  His GIRL is looking glumly at her shoes.

                                 BILLY
                          (to the hoods at 
                          the bar)
                     You remember Tommy's shines? The 
                     kid was great.  He made mirrors.

                                 TOMMY
                          (almost a threat)
                     No more shines, Billy.

                                 BILLY
                     Come ooonnn. Tommeeee. We're only 
                     kidding. You can't take a joke? 
                     Come ooonn.

           WE SEE that TOMMY is still angry, but begins to relax with 
           BILLY'S apparent apology, but as soon as BILLY sees that 
           TOMMY is beginning to relax, he contemptuously turns his 
           back on TOMMY.

                                 BILLY
                          (facing the bar)
                     Now get the hell home and get your 
                     shine box.

           HENRY quickly steps in front of TOMMY who is about to 
           explode. BATTS is facing the bar and does not see just how 
           furious TOMMY has become.

                                 HENRY
                          (gently wrestling 
                          Tommy away from 
                          the bar)
                     Come on, relax. He's drunk.  He's 
                     been locked up for six years.

                                 TOMMY
                     I don't give a shit. That guy's 
                     got no right.

                                 HENRY
                     Tommy. He. doesn't mean anything. 
                     Forget about it.

                                 TOMMY
                          (trying to wrestle 
                          past Henry)
                     He's insulting me. Rat bastard. 
                     He's never been any fuckin' good.

                                 HENRY
                     Tommy.  Come on. Relax.

                                 TOMMY
                          (to Henry)
                     Keep him here. I'm going for a 
                     bag.

           TOMMY roughly grabs his GIRL'S arm and storms out.

                                 HENRY
                          (rejoining Jimmy 
                          and Billy Batts at 
                          the bar)
                     Batts. I'm sorry.  Tommy gets 
                     loaded.  He doesn't mean any 
                     disrespect.

                                 BATTS
                     He's got a hot head.

           WE SEE the LAST TWO GUESTS get up to leave. HENRY puts 
           another dollar in the jukebox and moves back behind the 
           bar and starts to total the register receipts.

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           From HENRY'S POV behind the bar, WE SEE the GUESTS leave 
           and suddenly WE SEE TOMMY in the doorway. HENRY walks around 
           the bar and approaches TOMMY.

           WE SEE JIMMY and BATTS are still seated at bar with their 
           backs to the door.

                                 BATTS
                     They're fucking mutts.

           WE SEE JIMMY nod.

                                 BUTTS
                     I seen them.    They walk around 
                     like big shots and they don't know 
                     shit.

                                 JIMMY
                     A guy gets half a load on.  He 
                     mouths off.

                                 BATTS
      to be a gangster.

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                                  GOOD FELLAS

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