SERVERS ARE TRASH. YES HERE WE GO AGAIN. YOU CAN SHUT ME UP BY FIXING YOUR GODDAMN GAME. YOU GOT 1 JOB HI-REZ, 1 FUCKING JOB. AND THATS MAKING A PLAYABLE GAME. EVERY SINGLE DAY I GET A DC. IF ITS NOT ME ITS ONE OF MY TEAMMATES OR ENEMY PLAYERS. WHEN I COME BACK YOUR GAME LAGS MORE THAN MY INTERNET IN 1995, LIKE WTF ARE YOU GUYS DOING THERE? HOW LONG IS A TYPICAL WORKDAY FOR YOU GUYS? HOW CAN YOU FUCK UP EVERY SINGLE DAY AND NOT WORK OUT WHAT THE FUCKING PROBLEM IS? IF I SLACK AT MY JOB I GET FIRED. IF SOMETHING BREAKS DOWN I NEED TO FIX IT WITHIN THE HOUR TO BE ABLE TO KEEP MY JOB. AND CAN WE JUST ADD THE FACT THAT YOU MADE IT ILLEGAL FOR YOUR PEOPLE AND PRO PLAYERS TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS WITHOUT GETTING FINED, LIKE SOME GODDAMN COMMUNIST REGIME. HOW ABOUT YOU FIX YOUR SHIT SO PEOPLE DONT HAVE TO GET FINED/COMPLAIN. ITS FUCKING DISRESPECTFUL. FINING PEOPLE FOR CALLING U DUMB BUT THE SAME DAY CALL YOUR ENTIRE COMMUNITY BITCHES, YOU HYPOCRITE FUCKS. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES. I CAN SEE THE SMIRK ON YOUR FACES WHILE IM TYPING THIS BUT I BELIEVE IN KARMA. I BELIEVE WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND. YOU MIGHT FUCK US OVER BUT LIFE IS GONNA FUCK YOU OVER AND WHEN IT DOES I HOPE YOU THINK ABOUT ME AND KNOW I WILL BE THE ONE LAUGHING MY GODDAMN ASS OFF. 1 FUCKING JOB. ENJOY THIS WHILE YOU CAN YOU BASTARDS CAUSE LIFE IS GONNA FUCK YOU IN THE ASS SOONER OR LATER. LETS SEE. I COVERED SERVERS, THEIR FASCIST REGIME AND KARMA WTF ELSE CAN I COMPLAIN ABOUT. LETS TALK ABOUT YOUR FREE DOUBLE TRIPLE QUADRUPLE WHATEVERTHEFUCK EXTRA XP WEEKENDS, SHALL WE. CAUSE GOD KNOWS YOU CAN GET EXTRA EXPERIENCE BY DOING NOTHING EXTRA. YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. HOW CAN YOU GIVE NOOBS EXTRA EXPERIENCE? NO, WHY DO YOU GIVE NOOBS EXTRA EXPERIENCE? GIVE THEM EXTRA WORSHIPPERS, FAVOR, GEMS I DONT GIVE A FUCK. BUT HOW CAN YOU ADD EXTRA EXPERIENCE. LET ME EXPLAIN IT TO YOU ALTHO I ASSUME ENGLISH IS YOUR NATIVE LANGUAGE AND NOT MINE, BUT I WILL TRY CAUSE GOD KNOWS HOW FUCKING DUMB YOU ARE, PLEASE DONT FUCKING FINE OR DECAPITATE ME, ALRIGHT? EXPERIENCE MEANS. EXPERIENCE MEANS THE KNOWLEDGE OF DOING AND/OR SEEING. THE FUCKING KNOWLEDGE. SO HOW COME YOU GIVE THESE IDIOTS, CAUSE GOD KNOWS HOW MANY IDIOTS PLAY THIS GAME. READ OTHER PEOPLES RANTS FOR EXPAMPLES, IM HERE TO RAGE ABOUT HI-REZ. HOW COME YOU GIVE THEM FREE EXPERIENCE FOR FUCKING UP OUR GAMES? SO THEY CAN GET LVL 30 FASTER AND RUIN RANKED GAMES? WTF IS GOING ON IN THOSE TINY LITTLE BRAINS OF YOURS? FREE FUCKING EXPERIENCE, THINK ABOUT THAT SHIT FOR A WHILE. I NEED TO SUPPRESS MY URGE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE RETARDS IN THIS GAME. THE TROLLING, SPAMMING VGS, FEEDING, JUST FUCKING READ OTHER PEOPLES RANTS. I HOPE THIS SHITTY COMPANY GOES DOWN THE DRAIN AT SOME POINT AND I CAN SELL MY ACCOUNT TO GET SOME OF MY MONEY BACK. CAUSE FUCK THIS GAME LOOKED PROMISING, IT REALLY DID. BUT AFTER 4 YEARS OF SERVERS BEING WORSE THAN MY INTERNET IN THE 90S IM FUCKING DONE WITH IT. SOME PEOPLE HAVE TO MUTE THEIR TEAMMATES CAUSE VGS IS GIVING THEM FUCKING LAG. LIKE HOW OPTIMIZED IS YOUR SHITTY GAME? HOW ABOUT YOU ADD LESS CRITTERS AND ERUPTING VOLCANOS IN YOUR CRAPPY GAME AND OPTIMIZE THE SHIT THAT WAS ALREADY THERE FIRST. AND THE THING IS,THIS ENTIRE THREAD WONT MAKE A DIFFERENCE, ITS JUST A PLACE FOR US TO VENT. THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO WOULD MAKE A DIFFERENCE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO GET FINED BY HI-REZ AND ARE TOO SCARED TO DO IT. LIKE THE REGIMES WERE BOMBING AT THIS VERY FUCKING MOMENT. "PLAY OUR SHITTY GAME, BITCHES, AND DONT COMPLAIN ABOUT IT OR WE'LL FINE YOUR ASSES. AND IF YOU KEEP DOING IT WE BAN YOU FROM THE LEAGUE SO YOU'RE WITHOUT A FUCKING JOB". YEAH, THAT SHIT AINT GONNA BITE YOU IN THE ASS. KEEP IT UP. I FEEL LIKE MY RANT ISNT NEARLY AS LONG AS THE ONES I SEE HERE ALREADY SO LET ME JUST CONTINUE EVEN THO, LIKE I SAID, THIS WONT MAKE ANY FUCKING DIFFERENCE. HOW ABOUT THEM TRIPLE QUEUES EVERYBODY. INSTEAD OF FINDING NEW TALENT, LETS MAKE SPL PLAYERS BE ABLE TO TRIPLE QUEUE. YEAH THATS A FUCKING GREAT IDEA. CAUSE RANKED IS NOT ABOUT INDIVIDUAL PROGRESS. ITS ABOUT HAVING A TEAM WHERE MORE THAN HALF IS IN THE SAME FUCKING SPL TEAM SHITTING ON KIDS WHO ARE ABOUT AS GOOD BUT DONT HAVE FRIENDS AT THEIR LEVEL AND/OR TEAMMATES THEY HAVE BEEN PLAYING WITH FOR OVER A YEAR. AND GODDAMN THERE ARE SOME NASTY ASS SPL PLAYERS BMING PEOPLE IN RANKED. BUT AS LONG AS YOU DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT HI-REZ ITS ALL GOOD. ALSO, WHEN WE COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW YOU SHOULD SPEND MORE TIME AND RESOURCES IN FIXING YOUR DAMN NETWORK ISSUES INSTEAD OF MAKING NEW SKINS EVERY GODDAMN WEEK YOU SAY ITS A DIFFERENT TEAM WORKING ON SKINS, IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH EACH OTHER. YEAH, SO WTF ARE YOUR NETWORK PEOPLE DOING? I BET YOU HIRE THEM FROM OUTSIDE COMPANIES. THATS WHY IT TAKES FOREVER TO FIX YOUR DAMN SHIT. GET A TEAM TOGETHER WHO WORK 8 HOURS A DAY WHO ARE ONLY THERE TO FIX YOUR NETWORK/SERVER ISSUES AND YOULL BE FINE. YEAH IM BACK AT THE SERVERS ISSUE AGAIN BUT IDGAF. IM HERE TO RANT. FINE ME. THE ONLY REASON HI-REZ IS STILL ABLE TO DO WHAT THEY ARE DOING IS BECAUSE ITS NOT A GREAT COMPANY WITH A MASSIVE PLAYER-BASE AND LOTS OF EXPOSURE. YEAH ATTACK ME ON THAT ONE, FANBOYS. IF EA OR BLIZZARD WOULD DO THIS SHIT FOR 4 YEARS IN A ROW TO THEIR COMMUNITY THEY WOULD BE IN THE PAPERS AND FORCED TO RESOLVE THEIR ISSUES. NOT HI-REZ. HI-REZ THREATENS WITH FINES AND BANS IF YOU TALK SHIT ABOUT THEM. AND THIS ENTIRE THREAT IS FULL OF PEOPLE WHO WONT BE ABLE TO MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE. SCROLL DOWN AND LOOK FOR ONE HI-REZ EMPLOYEE AND/OR PRO PLAYER WHO HAS SOMETHING BAD TO SAY. IM SERIOUS. DO IT RIGHT NOW, FUCK MY RANT. GO TRY AND FIND ANYONE WHO CAN REALLY MAKE A DIFFERENCE. THIS SHIT IS JUST TO KEEP US FROM MAKING ANOTHER THREAT ABOUT THEIR NETWORK ISSUES. THIS THREAT IS GONNA BE TOSSED IN THE GARBAGE AFTER WE'RE DONE WITH IT. LET ME JUST QUOTE THE DESCRIPTION OF THIS RANT THREAT: "IMPORTANT: Witchhunting rules still apply in this thread. Do NOT post any screenshots containing any names or use any player, personality, caster, or Hirez staff member names in your rants! Any comments breaking the above rule(s) will be removed and the offending user will be warned. Repeat offenses will lead to permanent removal of posting access.". YEAH. DONT FUCKING TRY TO ATTACK HI-REZ EMPLOYEES PERSONALLY. CAUSE THAT WOULD MAKE A DIFFERENCE. IMAGINE PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT A CERTAIN INDIVIDUAL WHO WORKS AT THIS LOUSY COMPANY AND WE'RE ACTUALLY ABLE TO MAKE THIS PERSON CHANGE HIS FUCKING WAY OF RU(I)NNING THINGS. YEAH, IMAGINE THAT..THIS ENTIRE THREAD IS A JOKE. I SEE PEOPLE COMPLAIN ABOUT THE PLAYERS IN THEIR GAME BUT GUESS WHO GAVE THEM THE EXTRA FREE XP TO BE ABLE TO JOIN YOUR MATCHES. ITS LIKE PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE SYSTEM, COMPLAINING ABOUT IMMIGRATION AND THE RICH. WELL GUESS WHO MADE THEM RICH AND WHO OPENED THE FUCKING BORDERS? THEY WANT US TO FIGHT EACH OTHER SO NO ONE LOOKS AT THE REAL FUCKING ISSUE. I THINK IM DONE HERE. I HOPE IT WAS A LONG HARD READ AND YOU LEARNED ABSOLUTELY NOTHING FROM IT. LET ME END THIS BY SAYING, IF I WAS A PRO PLAYER I WOULD RANT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HI-REZ. I WOULD NOT PAY A FINE, THEY COULD BAN ME, SUE ME. I WOULD NOT BOW DOWN TO THEM IN ANY SINGLE WAY. THEY CANT EVEN FIX NETWORK ISSUES, YOU THINK THEY CAN IP BAN? YOU CAN GET A NEW ACCOUNT AND NEW IP IN A SECOND, ONE FREE DOUBLE XP WEEKEND, YOULL BE LEVEL 30. START TRIPLE QUEUEING WITH YOUR BUDDIES AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT YOULL BE IN GRANDMASTERS AGAIN. BUT YEAH PEOPLE, PLEASE KEEP COMPLAINING ABOUT THE NOOBS IN YOUR GAMES AND OVERPOWERED GODS BUT DONT LOOK AT WHAT CAUSED THIS SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE. TL;DR: GO FUCK YOURSELF.