RAN INTO A FEMINIST TODAY. I was at Starbucks waiting in line, behind a fat feminist wearing a Bernie Sanders shirt, texting my gf what she wanted. She text back and my ringtone is Welven Harris saying "deez nutz". The land whale turns around and says "Excuse me?" all rude. I said "yes?" she told me my "text alert was rude and offensive" and like a smart ass I replied, "So is your body odor". Well that pissed her off she got all in my face and said, "Good. Fuck off if you don't like it" told her "I probably would still be able to smell it from outside" "Fuck you!" the beast shouted. Of course a dorky white knight employee came over and asked if there is a problem I told him "No its all good". Later as I was waiting for my drink she got hers and was heading for the door. As she walked past me I said, "bernie sanders haha" that was it, she was so fucking mad she threw her drink at me! It hit my foot but mostly it was all over the floor. I laughed and said "You throw like a little girl" her face turned red as she screamed, "fuck you you little shit!" and started running towards me. She charged angrily like a bull only to slip on the puddle and go skidding face first into the fucking glass door! The glass was shattered into pieces (like all the scales shes ever stepped on) and her head sliced with blood gushing out everywhere. The white knight employee came rushing over after hearing the glass and screamed, "What did you do?! I'm calling the police!" as I was about to explain what happened the bitch mumbled "He pushed me" WTF??!! The white knight tried to grab me so I wouldn't leave but I dodged his attempts. He called his co workers and some customers to help him. As they were approaching, I kneed that geek in the groin and ran out the door and whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare. but I thought "naw forget it. yo home to bel-air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air.