Story and some Advice Postby WTsWedgie » April 7th, 2015, 12:12 am

A couple of years ago, this is how I got someone else to give me wedgies.

So my mom recently went off to do things pertaining to her company. She left my 4 year older brother (I was 15 he was 19) alone. She did this much to often instead of me being alone. My brother and I just got Call of Duty and he was really enjoying the game. I was just good. Soon I started to take advantage of my situation. I really craved a good wedgie, especially on hanging, and he was my ticket. I soon calling out BETS or wagers where the loser suffered a punishment. After thinking about the punishment for like 5 minutes I announced it should be a wedgie. He wasn't to acceptable to it, but I managed to convince him otherwise. So there we were. Playing and and I occasionally let him lose, so I didn't get all the wedgies. It soon became just repetitive and not exciting. (I honestly didn't like the game, but was only playing it for the wedgies). I soon introduced that if a player loses Three time in a row, the loser just play the next round in a hanging wedgie. Of course that was me. I "gave" it all that I had, but never was victorious. I scared him a few times and won twice, but I never let him steal my hangings. That ne'er got old, just extremely difficult. My way of hanging wedgies was an elliptical machine. The thing was, you can only be hooked from two sided: the outside side, or the inside facing backwards. He difficult part was facing forwards, and soon I noticed something pretty bad. From turning myself to try to face the TV for 3 minutes at a time, I developed burns on my waist going inward toward my seat. I soon persuaded my bro. into just 5 minute hanging wedgies without playing. That went smoothly. But imagine how my next physical went when my doctor went to check for a hernia and saw the marks. Yikes. He didn't say anything, except to pull down my "drawers" some more. He need to have more leverage to feeling around there. Some of you may think that could be cool to have your male doctor do that, but I switched firms the next week.

Hope you enjoyed the story and thought of my way to be clever. Just make a bet and use the wedgie as your wager (DONT JUMP ON THE IDEA FOR A WEDGIE THOUGH) and try your hardest. Thanks. And you're welcome.