Santa Rosa the Most Bum Friendly Place on Earth

Spread the word brother. We're all homeless up here in NorCal! Haven't been allowed to build homes for 20 years and 4000 of the ones we had burned to the fucking ground! Hey you make almost twice the median national income? Well fuck you! We ain't even got a studio apartment for you! But guess what! If you're a migrant farm worker, come on in! We got a little program called Luther Burbank housing for you! What you say you grew up here? Well fuck you! Wait for your parents to kick the bucket then you can have their house. That is if they were able to afford one or didn't have to take a reverse mortgage to afford their medical bills in their golden years! Hey don't worry we're gonna rebuild this town #Sonomastrong baby! What? You say the construction workers are leaving in droves because they can't afford to live here? Well fuck them too, they shoulda gone to college and gotten a REAL job!

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