I like to see butts
When I cannot die
Just respawn with
Another life

'Cuz when you're in third person
With a 12-year-old cursin' and
Callin' everyone gay
You need tush

Wanna post a Tweet
'Cuz I noticed a butt got pulled:
"Those are yoga pants she's wearing,
She's spunky, not sexy--how dare you!"

So, maybe I wanna look at her
It just don't matter

Reddit posters try to gold me
But that won't get back my
Preorder money

Ooh, rump of polygons
You really got it goin' on
But don't accuse me, it's worthless
'Cuz I ain't just some old pervert

I've see her /dance
It ain't about romance
It's just pixels, artificial
For the publisher it's fiscal

I'm tired of forum posts
Saying butt poses aren't right
But the average gamer ain't hearin' that
He likes to look at that back

So Reddit (yeah?), Twitter (yeah?),
Do you want to see butt pixels? (hell yeah!)
Well post it, Tweet it, make shell accounts and repeat it

Bring the butt back
(Sugar and spice but her booty's nice)
Bring the butt back
(Sugar and spice but her booty's nice)

I like fake butts, no shame
And when I'm in a game
I just can't help myself
I like to move the camera
(You know where it goes)

I wanna zoom right in
And click, print screen, click click

My avatar ain't a boy
'Cuz lookin' at guy butts I don't enjoy
I want a pixel Eve, not Steve
So bring back that cutie chick
With her butt so slick
That really is my bailiwick

I was watchin' some videos
Rantin' bout pixel butts, sayin' "Oh no,
They have got to go!"
But them pixels got mojo!

A word to gamers who are sistas
I wanna game with ya
Might cuss or hit on ya,
But I gotta be straight, all I wanna do is game
Til' the break of dawn

Avatar got it goin on'
A lot of gamers won't like this song
'Cuz some folks say to quit, "it ain't legit"
But I'd rather stare at a butt
When the gaming session's long
And I'm 'bout to get some raiding on

So Facebook (yeah?), 4Chan (yeah?),
You wanna keep those pixel cans? (hell yeah!)
Then Like it
Share it
Even Google Plus it if you want

Bring the butt back
(Keep your snips and snails, we just want tail)
Bring the butt back
(Keep your snips and snails, we just want tail)

Yeah maybe
When it comes to females
Games ain't got nothin' to do with reality
34-24-35?
Only if she's Lara Croft

So your girlfriend named Rhonda
Don't like your avatar named Wanda
But Wanda's butt's in your sight way more than Rhonda's

Subscribers don't want none unless she's got tights on
You can change her pose or outfit, but don't remove the butt

Some posters want to be indignant
And play like pixel butts are malignant
Gonna pull their preorder money
But I'll buy two copies for my honey

So Tumbler says it's wrong?
They can't deny the throng
'Cuz sales are solid and the devs are stolid
And I'm stayin' and playin'

To the folks who don't want butts to be seen
Come on, it ain't obscene
If a character can get shooty
Ain't nothin' wrong with a li'l booty

So many people want to shout
'Cuz some toon's got her butt stuck out
It's just a game, but if you're annoyed
Then this character you can just avoid

So if you want your lady toon to show rump
And you don't wanna be a grump
Tweet #SavePixelButt
And tell everyone what's what

Bring the butt back
Bring the butt back

She's just a cartoon but I like her full moon...
Her polygon rear is nothing to fear...
My toon doesn't exist but I can't resist...
It's just electronic but that booty's hedonic...