Matthias Anchor Powers: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1KiGsOcRE2HXNViIu8u6ejaUEoNRgVKYZ_406YZq_s64/edit?usp=sharing
Your name is MATTHIAS, your friends call you MATT for short. You have a plethora of INTERESTS. You enjoy messing around on several IMAGE BOARDS and TROLLING "FELLOW" BROWSERS due to a SEVERE CASE OF BOREDOM. In the past, you have been known to PARTICIPATE IN SUNDRY ONLINE RAIDS also due to a SEVERE CASE OF BOREDOM. ONLINE ANONYMITY is something you HIGHLY VALUE. You also enjoy PLAYING RETRO VIDEO GAMES and collecting GAMING RELATED MEMORABILIA. Your friends describe you as having a SEVERELY SARCASTIC, SOMEWHAT SNARKY, and CYNICAL PERSONA full of WIT. They also say you have a DARKENED SENSE OF HUMOR. You enjoy the CLASSICAL ROCK GENRE of music and many tunes from several VIDEO GAME SOUNDTRACKS. You also hate having to put a lot of EFFORT into things and you LOVE TO LIVE IN THE MOMENT. You're also kind of a CLEAN FREAK, messes freak you out. ROLLER SKATING is also a hobby you partake in. Despite your chaotic personality, you are a VERY LOYAL PERSON who will do anything for those you love. Your IRL SELF is a little more MELLOW and TONED DOWN than the online persona you present yourself in. THE BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA is an organization you have been forced to be a part of for quite a long time.
Boy, that was a lot of text.