I'd like to say a few things,
New Dubstep Taichi Swag
There's so many things wrong with this title. Lol. But that's okay because...
DAMN THAT DUDE WAS SICK! Er... really good! God, I dunno why I liked this so much. It's just a regular popping session to dub step music. But the music and the mix with tai chi/ martial arts is what got to me. Like I imagined in my head an Asian-style Step Up movie. And this dude wants to be the best of the best in China. So he starts practicing. He doesn't' really know English first. But he meets this girl who came to China to study. She's speaks fluent English and guess what? She's a dancer. Specifically a hip hop dancer. And he catches her dancing one day. And he's like,
Shit, how do I get a girl like that?
Then he sees a poster for a dance competition. He's inspired as fuck. He goes on Chinese forums and uses a proxy to get on Youtube and watch every dance video he could ever possibly fucking watch. He dances everyday for 3 hours. He goes to school at the same time. His dad is an alcoholic and doesn't approve of his dancing. But Johnny Lim (that's what the girl calls her) doesn't give on shit about his dad ever since mom died, she was his only support and dad was nicer and less drunk back then. The day finally comes for the dance competition. He dances his fucking ass off. Johnny makes it to the semi-finals! The big judges are Shane Sparks, Missy Elliot, and that British dude from SYTYCD. He has to battle against Chris' Brown character, Tyrone Jackson who is also feeling Johnny's girl but Johnny isn't down with that shit. He fucking kills it popping and locking and even does a signature head spin. Tyrone does some fancy fucking footwork too and does 10 air flares!!!! So Johnny is like,
FUUUUUCK!
So then this Tai-Chi music comes on and Johnny gets into Matrix-like mode. He pops off a couple of windmills. Then he pops like he's Poppin' John. He boogaloos just like Boogaloo Sam (who is present in this audience and is so amazed he stands up and claps and cries). Then... it turns into a break beat.
Johnny gets on the ground.
Does his thing...
AND PULLS OFF 11, READ IT, 11 FUCKING 1-HANDED AIR FLAREEEEES!!!!! SHIIIIIIT!!!