Thicc Wii Fit Trainer (DrunkAvocado)

allow me, I think there is a missunderstanding here -- I believe what the gentleman is referring to is the well-known scientific phenomena where if one masturbates to cartoon women it means you not talk to real women, because as we all know you only want talk to comic. So logically it follows that you have a little cock and will be a virgin for life.

I hope I was able to clear that up for you -- and I hope you now understand how you are smallcock virgin for life, since clearly sucemabite69 ( who I take it from the name is French -- I am too so I get this ) is only trying to help. We all love you here buddy -- and we're worried about you being smallcock virgin for life.

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