TIL Bernie Sanders has the world's highest registered IQ of an astonishing 420.

Ctrl-F "I spend hours of my time in various subreddits writing guides for people on how to improve the things that they do throughout various specific subjects.

I give good feedback that is ALWAYS constructive and I try to always limit, or entirely omit any forms of criticisms even constructive criticisms, and even when I really think that someone deserves a fucking backhand across the face.

I commit myself to helping people who I have never seen in person, and will probably never ever fucking meet. Out of the kindness of my own heart. (It's actually kind of a problem yeah). I do this because I can't for the life of me know how many times that a person going out of their way to write a good guide, or post the answer to something online, has seriously impacted my life in a fucking hugely positive manner.

It is with this that I say FUCK YOU, ALL YOU CUNT FUCKING MODERATORS.

What actual constructive stuff do you cunts do huh? Except wake up, read some reported posts, delete some fucking spam, and occasionally lock some actually bad threads...

I spend fucking hours of my life writing hundreds of thousands more words than you do, my post counts are 10x what yours are. I understand the topics of the forums that I am subscribed to, and a member of infinitely more than your stupid fat, fucking bottom-dwelling, power tripping fucking ass does.

I ignore that half of you fucks feel the need to roleplay women in order to get daily asslickings from regular members. I ignore the fact that I know more about the forum's subjects than you do, and that I am infinitely more intelligent and that if anyone deserves the extra couple of powers of deleting, and removing utter crap. That it's probably me, (or many other general (but far more helpful members)) than YOU YA FISHCOCK!!

So I can spend days, months even of my life posting and helping other people out. Writing fucking essays worth of text out for everyone else's benefit and not mine.

But I can't simply say that I think your 'shoot-first' tendency to delete/warn/lock/etc. is detrimental to the forums that I enjoy using and that such behaviour only intimidates regular users and prevents any kind of REAL FUCKING DISCUSSION from being had.

Such behaviour grants me a fucking temp ban? Because even though I have been a member of said forum for fucking years, and posted more decent guides, and done more decent amounts of research and number crunching than all of you fucks in the staff put together. I'm still eligible for a fucking 5 day temp ban simply for giving FUCKING FEEDBACK to a fucking FORUM MOD? I didn't tell you to fuck off. I didn't say that you're a gender-confused asspie who feels the need to badly roleplay a woman in order to get more attention from avatars (read people) whom you have never met, and will never meet. I didn't tell you that I think you are the worst fucking mod this forum has ever seen (and hopefully will ever see) and I didn't even ask you who the fuck you were, and where the fuck you even came from because I am sure that we never needed your aggressive trigger-happy ass here in the first place!

Seriously really. All of your forum moderators can suck my big thick cock. I can't believe that I have a weakness for trying to help people out of the kindness of my own fucking heart, just to have it thrown in my face because, because... BECAUSE WHY??? Because I am worried about the tyranny and bad choices of one fucking moron reflecting badly on the rest of the community?

You mods are cunts, developing drama when there is none. Seriously fuck you and your smoke and mirrors nonsense. I have grave fucking concerns for you cunts. Obviously you pricks were bullied a lot at school and find the need to take it out on whoever you feel 'stepped out of line'. The only thing worse than you cunts are the fucking admins who turn a blind eye to this shit and think that all of you are untouchable asswipes who are above reprieve.

Thanks for fucking me off enough that I actually just spent over 2 hours deleting over 100+ fucking guides that I spent probably over 300+ fucking hours writing. Which, without them on your subreddit, makes it look like a fucking fresh deuce of shit all useful information.

At the end of the day, I got out of the loop of putting my time on the line for the benefit of others. I guess I paid my debt to society for all of those 'Google searches' that I did for help. I will never fucking ever register a forum account again that I ever fucking intend to keep past using to download or access something that I couldn't unless I was registered.

To every single fucking moderator who has ever censored/banned/muted or unfairly locked a person's thread.

I SINCERELY HOPE THAT YOU FUCKS ALL PISS BLOOD TONIGHT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt9iMZUHvhI

P.S. Fuck you mods at /r/circlejerk for banning me for posting this. Change the name of the subreddit to /r/mildinconveniences because it looks like you can't remotely report actual mod abuse here"

Was not disappoint.

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