There's only about three things on this list, they just keep repeating it in different ways. No matter how many different ways they say it, they aren't really defining Bond. This odd list describes an introverted loner who feels they are smarter than everyone else around them due to their unique style, which no one will ever know about.

Heres a bond checklist, losers. Are you a high performance achiever who is respected even by their enemies as one at the top of their field? Do beautiful strangers throw themselves at you, risking their lives for just one night with you? Are you able to figure out complex solutions to unique problems quickly and efficiently in a high pressure environment? Are you fearless because you are threatened with death twice before your day has officially begun? Is the reason you are quiet because your "secrets" are of vital national security and the safety of millions is at stake, or are you just shy?