It was the last week of finals during my first year of university and whoever finished their exams would just go home. So I lived in a suite style rez and there are 4 individual rooms with 2 washrooms in a suite; 2 rooms and a washroom on each side of the suite.

One day when we were studying in the lounge, I swiped my friend's room key when she wasn't looking. I then snuck into her dorm and took a shit in her suitemate's washroom, who had left after finishing her exams. When I went back into the lounge, I would hand the pass to another friend who would sneak in and take a shit in the same toilet without flushing. We did this until 4 or 5 guys have taken a shit in that same toilet and placed the room key back without her noticing.

She still had one roommate left that was staying on the same side of the suite with her so they never had a reason to go into the other washroom. As the days passed, the smell would get worse and worse. The stench was horrendous, worse than any outhouse, rotting food, animal farm etc. I have ever smelt. It legitimately gave me a headache whenever I got a whiff from walking past the suite and made me want to throw up.

Her and her roommate were scrambling to find the source of the stench. They were even blaming each other for puking from a party a week ago and not cleaning up. When we all finished exams, we were prepping to move out. However, her parents were coming to help her move out. She tried everything to cover up the stench. She would turn air freshener canisters into something like a tear gas grenade and toss in the suite.

The day finally came when it was time to move out and the shits have been sitting in there for about 4-5 days now. The look on her face and her parents' face when they exchanged glances after the foul smell reaching their sinuses was priceless. I laughed so hard while trying to keep myself standing in front of her suite, I couldn't tell if my stomach was hurting from the stench or my laughter.