i don't mean that at all... maybe i'm not even right with the naming, not exactly sure, but i was talking very simple sorts of stuff:

• don't have enough money for more drink; need to get drunk - leave stomach as empty as possible, eat after drinking
• how to roll a joint in the rain (generally a 2+ man job, one guy crumbles and rolls and the other guys make a roof with their hands above his) - a challenge many groups of teenage males must have gone/go through each decade, journeying from novice to master
• how to take roach tokes (end of joint) - rapidly (but not too rapidly) move joint in and out of your lips, pulling (inhaling) the whole time, using pennies or ideally needle nosed pliers if it gets too hot - this is about keeping the cherry going and finishing that last little bit that is so often wasted
• how to most simply maximize surface area of coke to increase contact with mucous membrane - roll a full coke can over it like a rolling pin, just better not be too cold cause then condensation will make your coke wet and you have to wait to use it
• don't have a pipe or cigarette papers or an apple? make apipe out of an empty pop can. i always am scared that smoking from aluminum will give me alzheimer's...
• cigarettes are like the gold standard of rolled smokables, IMO, i mean they have different desirable properties than a joint where you want it to go out on its own quickly if its not being puffed, but those rolling machines, i have been rolling since i was a teenager (more than 15 years ago), and im still kind of envious of their simple uniformity and elegance, and they smoke uniformly pretty much every time.