I've got 3. I'll try to keep them short.

1) Picked up my brother from work in my old S2000. I'm going 75 in the slow lane on a relatively empty highway (it was nearly midnight). Someone began tailing me, so I sped up. He speeds up. I sped up some more; he speeds up even more.

Eventually it becomes a race. I'm beating him by several car lengths when I suddenly see lights flashing behind us. I immediately take the next exit while my opponent continues speeding down the highway. My brother looked back and saw the cop chasing the other dude.

I honestly think that would've been jail time for me if I had gotten caught.

2) Hit WOT on an on-ramp. Easily doing 90+ by the time I'm merging in traffic. Suddenly hear this voice like it's coming from a loud speaker shouting, "Slow your ass down!"

Look to my left and there's a cop car with 2 police officers in it. They were glaring at me angrily. I slowed down, and then the cop said, "Say, 'Yes, sir'!"

I mouthed it, but I was confused a bit. Unless he was reading my lips, how the hell would he have known what I was saying? I didn't have a speaker phone.

3) In my Cobalt SS, I was driving to work. Some dudes in what looked like an Integra Type-R (could've just been a body kit, but idk) kept revving at me at every light we'd stop at.

I ignored them at first, but when I was roughly 3 blocks from my workplace, I figured I'd show them what this baby could do.

Light turns green and I take off like a jet. I realize the Integra isn't even trying to keep up. Look back and hear the sirens.

Uh, oh.

Pull over knowing the Integra guys are having a good laugh at my expense.

Cop let me go when he saw me in my work uniform. All he said was, "Working man, huh? Next time you watch your ass. I patrol this part of town and I know what your car looks like. No warning next time."

I thanked him and went on my merry way, feeling like I had a bowel movement.