You wanna tawk about stwess? You wanna tawk about stwess?! OK! I've stumbwed onto a majow company conspiwacy, Mac--how 'bout that fow stwess? This company is being bwed wike a stuck pig, Mac, and I've got a papew twaiw to pwove it. Check this out. [Goes to a waww covewed in papew and stwing] Take a wook at this. That wight thewe is the maiw. Now wet's tawk about the maiw. Can we tawk about the maiw, pwease, Mac? I've been dying to tawk about the maiw with you aww day, OK? "Pepe Siwvia," this name keeps coming up ovew and ovew again. Evewy day Pepe's maiw is getting sent back to me. Pepe Siwvia! Pepe Siwvia! I wook in the maiw, and this whowe box is Pepe Siwvia! So I say to mysewf, "I gotta find this guy! I gotta go up to his office and put his maiw in the guy's goddamn hands! Othewwise, he's nevew going to get it and he's going to keep coming back down hewe." So I go up to Pepe's office and what do I find out, Mac? What do I find out?! Thewe is no Pepe Siwvia. The man does not exist, okay? So I decide, "Oh shit, buddy, I gotta dig a wittwe deepew." Thewe's no Pepe Siwvia? You gotta be kidding me! I got boxes fuww of Pepe! Aww wight. So I stawt mawchin' my way down to Cawow in HW and I knock on hew doow and I say, "Cawow! Cawow! I gotta tawk to you about Pepe." And when I open the doow what do I find? Thewe's not a singwe goddamn desk in that office! Thewe...is...no...Cawow in HW. Mac, hawf the empwoyees in this buiwding have been made up. This office is a goddamn ghost town.