Damn. Just when I thought I met another peanutbutterjellykin...

But anyways, define "a TON"? Do you mean in the literal sense, or figuratively? Because I don't know about you, but The Complete Works of Sherlock Holmes sure feels like it. Then again, maybe that is just the annotated copy I used to have.

Obviously with that admitted, I'm a bookworm who has devoured many a books in his time, but recently I've switched to listening to audiobooks of things I've already read previously. (For example: I'm working my way through the Dresden Files for the umpteenth time, so I decided to switch things up for a change.) So I'm always up for some recommendation exchanges, even though my own To-Read list is big enough to bury me with. Thank our raptor overlords for libraries.

Not exactly big on the gaming scene - since my laptop sucks and the only console I own is a 3DS - but I've played my share of games over the years. The only MMOs I've ever touched include Tibia and Runescape, and that was only because my friends roped me into that world. Ahh middle school me. So young, so foolish. If only I could go back in time and whack myself over the head haha. Maybe with a dowel rod.

I write as well, but I can't really consider myself very good. I'm pretty sure that if someone took a red pen to anything I've done in the past, that you wouldn't even be able to make out what was there to begin with. Just lots of pointless attention to detail, exaggerated fights and more than enough sarcasm to shake a stick at. Also a heap of grammatically incorrect sentences. English was never one of my best subjects, but that's why I went into a science orientated house during high school.

tl;dr: I'm shit at summarizing, but I'm sarcastic, a little crude, long-winded (obviously, oops) and also have hair, eyes and all of my limbs.