I wish people were like code, if I meet someone they can just provide me with their functional arguments and return types, if they're upset they can just throw an exception or a stack trace, they can just share the documentation to their internal API, what a utopia. Anyways.

As a fellow software engineer, this made me chuckle : ) I like how you describe software as a form of art in the 21st century. I hadn't thought of it like that before, but I'm inclined to agree.

What you describe as an ideal relationship really resonates with me. I would love to talk to my partner in the mornings, (over the phone or in-person), and message throughout the day. Also, I'd love to watch movies together : )

I appreciate the fact that you're averse to drugs and alcohol, since I am as well. Anyway, feel free to message me if you'd like to talk!