My replies (26/m/bisexual)
1.How much smaller is your dick when it’s not erect?
It's about 3 inches flaccid, 7 inches erect.
2.When you run, does it slap your leg?
Yes
3.Can and do dicks move on their own?
Yes
4.How do you pick which side to put it inside your pants?
I just choose left by default.
5.How does it tilt?
It's straight.
6.Does your dick float?
No idea
7.How do you deal with unfortunate boners? -What do you think about to get rid of it?
Nothing, they don't bother me.
8.How do you sit on a bike?
I haven't been on a bike in 15 years, so no idea.
9.Can you feel your balls swinging?
Yes
10.How twisty are your balls? How bendy is your dick?
Not very
11.Would it hurt you to slap something/someone with your dick (not in a sexual context)?
Probably
12.Can you piss with a boner?
Yes, with good accuracy
13.Do you trim regularly? (Even if you’re not having sex?)
Yes
14.Are you a grower or a shower? -(What region of the world do you come from?)
Grower, east coast USA
15.How long do you spend cleaning your penis?
A few minutes every shower.
16.Have you tried to suck your own dick?
When I was younger; my back is too bad now to do it.
17.When did you first masturbate? -What did you do with the cum? -Did you expect to cum/ know it was going to happen?
I don't remember
18.How often do you watch porn?
Every day
19.What kind?
I'm bisexual, so lots of different kinds. Straight, gay, solo, couples, threesomes, etc.
20.Have your parents ever walked in on you masturbating/having sex?
No
21.How did you deal with it?
22.What do you do with cum stains?
I don't cum on anything that can stain
23.Have you ever farted while getting a blowjob/having sex? - How did you deal with it?
Yes, we laughed it off
24.How often do you wake up with an erection?
Every day
25.When you had sex the first time, how long did you last?
About a half hour, I have always been a marathon fucker
26.What are you favourite BJ methods/techniques? (dos and dont’s)
Nothing particular, I just enjoy eye contact and enthusiasm
27.Does cupping your balls while receiving a blowjob do anything for you? -If yes, how exactly should you do it?
Not really
28.What makes a girl good at sex?
Enthusiasm
29.Whats your favourite sex position?
Cowgirl
30.BJ vs. sex?
Sex
31.How do you feel about sounds during sex?
Yes please
32.Does hearing your name during sex turn you on more?
Absolutely
33.How do you feel about being called “Daddy”?
Not my bag, but no judgment on those who like that kind of thing.
34.Do you like to pull a girl’s hair/get your hair pulled?
Yes, both
35.How do you feel about neck kissing?
The greatest
36.How do you feel about foreplay? (would you like it to be longer/shorter? What are your favourite things to do during foreplay?)
Foreplay to me is as important and enjoyable as actual sex
37.How long does sex generally last?
30 minutes or so
38.What do you think about sexercise?
No idea
39.What are some turn ons/turnoffs? (Both in a sexual context and in daily life)
Turn ons: dirty talk, flirting Turn offs: Close-mindedness, selfishness
40.Do you prefer to be dominant or dominated?
Dominated
41.Who did you go to for advice when you first started being sexually active?
The internet
42.Do you discuss sex details with your friends?
Not really
43.Do you mind it if a girl forgets to shave (legs, bikini line...)
No, it's not my lane.
44.How do you feel about arm hair?
Don't care
45.What are your thoughts on nail polish? (Do you like it/ hate it/ don’t mind it?)
I enjoy it
46.How do you feel about small boobs? (Do you mind?)
No
47.Do you find freckles particularly attractive?
Depends on the person
48.Experienced vs. innocent girls?
Either
49.Ass or tits?
Tits
50.Do you find it more attractive for a girl to be naked or wearing underwear?
Wearing lingerie/bra+panties
51.What kind of underwear is more attractive? (colour, g-strings vs. boxer thongs, lace, etc)
Lacy thongs or booty shorts are my favorite, black/red/pink