The guy has changed the add and bumped up the pay a whopping 25c an hour. Heres the original Text
I have had 3 abusive e-mails because of my words below and my pay-rate. To those accountants who wish to abuse me, please note, I am the only "employer" in Southland currently with an Accounting job on offer. What does that tell you? It's a buyers market, not a sellers market.
I thought Accountants had to be a "fit and proper person". Yet I could name these people, they have used such rude words as: arsehole, wanker, etc... I don't believe I am any such things. Maybe further insults will be recorded and sent to the Chartered Accountants Society, and you can be Reported as NOT a "fit and proper person" to be an Accountant.
Whereas I am an: - Aluminium Welder of new Trucks & Trailers being put on the road. - Class 5 Truck Driver. - Knifehand at a Freezing Works. (I use a Butcher's Knife to cut up the flesh of animals). - Online Seller. - Firewood Producer. - I can also help people (Respondants) to write a Legal Document called a "Notice of Defence" or "Notice of Response" to the Family Court, in reply to the Parenting Order that they have received from that God Aweful Court, who stole my 3 year old daughter off me.
Who contributes more to society? A bean-counter or me? Please no more insults.
I wish to be GST Registered & pay Tax on my sales. I have no idea how to do this.
My sales PAYMENTS RECEIVED all go into same account as my Wages and things I buy. All mixed up.
I tend to forget details like subtle rules & laws regarding accounting, so a whole lot of jargon and abstract ideas go in-1-ear-&-out-the-other. That's why I want forms / paperwork / spreadsheets set up. I don't want endless talk that produces no end result.
Casual. 8 hrs per week. $14.75c per hour.
Wages: $14.75c/hr x 8hrs = $118.00c per week GROSS.
Job will continue until I get my accounts sorted out. Or job will finish if you can't deliver on the following requirements:
3 x Parts to this job:
Part 1: IRD / Tax.
DATA ENTRY Componet.
I have been sold an excellent Excell Spreadsheet by Tony Newey for $500 via this Job Advert. I can now get YOU to enter past sales (about 400) into this Spreadsheet. (Probably help to bring your own Laptop).
So once the Sales data is entered Manually, I then need you to produce a document suitable to take to Bank to get finance approved for a Class 5 Truck.
I don't know if I have to have a Registered Company with the Company Office, in order for a bank to accept my financials from sales? (Does anyone know? Welcome to email me).
Part 2: Statement of Financial Performance to submit to a Bank, in order to apply for Commercial Finance on a piece of Heavy Machinery.
Part 3: Statement of Financial Performance to submit to a Bank, in order to apply for a Mortgage on a Residential house, where I can COMBINE my Wages Income AND my Sales Income.
If you fail to deliver on these Tasks, I will get very angry with you, and you don't want to be on the receiving end of my wrath. I am not paying you wages to piss around and not be able to do the job when you say that you can.
Your wages are coming out of my wages of approx $758 net per week. Accountants get paid way too much. I do hard work in a factory, kneeling down on concrete, welding under trucks, getting hot spits of weld down my sleeve and get paid less. Yet an accountant "sits"~! in a nice warm office all day and gets paid Top Dollar.
If you do a good job and CAN undertake the aforementioned Tasks, your job will continue.
Hours of Work:
6pm - 8pm (Mon-Thurs). Must arrive at 5.50pm. (Don't be late - it's rude). Those 10 mins are NOT paid.
You must NOT use your cellphone when you turn up for work with me. A tea or coffee will be provided. Bathroom facilities available.
Applicants for this position should have NZ residency or a valid NZ work visa.