Pretty funny to see posts like this and be reminded that some people don't enjoy the pain of a properly spicy food. I just had a sandwich with mad dog on it about 20 min before finding this thread. Mega Death and The Last Dab are about the same as mad dog 357, there's a bite but it's not that bad and they don't linger very long (~10-15 min).

Da Bomb, though, I'll admit, can make you sweat for about 45 min. But it goes great on a burger or certain breakfast foods. Guests on the show seem to hate that sauce the most but I think it's my favorite in my pantry. I add it to just about anything with beef in it, or almost any breakfast food with egg or potato.