The immaturity of these people knows no bounds.

(I only include below because a few people have been amused by it) But I've realised that my life is currently paralleling the life of the Buttcoin industry. Today my relationship with my-off-again-on-again-off-again-on-again-off-again girlfriend is officially insolvent.

Now while Satoshi's son (my housemate) was flirting with her, I was just ignoring it. So she decided to attempt to make me jealous by making out with some guy at a party the other night and went home with him. I then got a message the next day saying "Are you mad?" To which is responded "?" and ignored her phonecalls.

That evening I went out with all her friends for someone's birthday, while she went to a different town without telling anyone and attempted to spite me and make me jealous by dropping hints that she was "with someone." After having a great night and becoming friends with the bar staff where I frequent, one of the ladies said twice "I like you, come by the bar sometime." This was after we drove around the city with diplomatic plates. The latest BMW's are fucking awesome!

So what then does a typical male do? If you are me, you agree to drop by, and then you walk home with a mate, and bitch about the ex. After telling me that she is clearly unbalanced and says everyone is her boyfriend. I did what any male does. I drunk-sober texted her. It was a glorious piece of literature that only a true aspie could have written.

So in short. She then defriended me on the stalkbooks and demanded that I return her penny shavings of glass jars which we made marmalade in the other day. She is Roger Ver. She is Mark Karpeles. She will keep dragging you down until you finally have had enough as OKCoin and the US government have had.

Fuck yeah. The Roger Ver of human females defriended me :D