I had to tell the missus about this loss, which sucked like hell but thankfully she understood and took it well. I've now learned the expensive lesson about FOMOing into coins at their ATH

Such a diligent and caring partner for you to throw potentially large portions of savings into obvious scams. She's "taking it well", she's not telling you that you are an idiot for it yet. And if you are unlucky, "empty heads" we supposedly have here won't mean anything to your empty savings and empty bedside you could be having for your decision to pursue the "Future of Finance". The best part? You won't even back out of it, you've just promised you won't buy at FOMO thinking it'll save you.