A blind girl was giving me a handjob once

Next time just mix some content together like at the ending then follow up when we were finished she bent over and preceded to ask me, "Do you like what you see??" I replied, "Kinda...yeah, it just looks like scrambled eggs and I can see your guts, guts,, guts...guts.....guts." she responded with, "Well ok but you don't have to keep saying it, that's kinda upsetting and rude." I quickly step in again like I always do and stated, "I only said that once.... Oh... Yeah Btw that wasn't my real dick. I'm kinda embarrassed, but I used a realistic prosthetic instead." With that dazing glare that she was giving me I knew I had to reassure her of something. I said, "look this is how big I am for real, sorry for that....Also honestly I'm a female..

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