3. My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.

My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.

  • My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead if killing it. We had some drinks.Cool guy，wants to be a web developer..

submitted 3 hours ago by SexyTimeAllTheTime0 to r/Jokes

  • My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks.Cool guy.Wants to be a web developer.

submitted 10 days ago by watwat-656 to r/Jokes

  • Why did the spider get fired from his programming job?
    He was not a very good web developer.

submitted 15 days ago by hungryweevil to r/Jokes

  • Mother told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. Went for a few drinks，pretty cool guy actually.Wants to be a web developer.

submitted 21 days ago by IAMBiSH to r/Jokes

  • My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks.Cool guy.Wants to be a web developer.

submitted 26 days ago by creakingdoors to r/Jokes

  • My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks.Cool guy.Wants to be a web developer.

submitted 2 months ago by frostyfarrow to r/Jokes

  • My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks.Cool guy.Wants to be a web developer.

submitted 2 months ago by trollhunters123 to r/Jokes

  • My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it
    We went and had drinks.Cool guy，wants to be a web developer

submitted 2 months ago by HeavenEdit to r/Jokes

  • My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him
    We went and had some drinks.Cool guy.Wants to be a web developer.

submitted 3 months ago by AakSin to r/Jokes

  • The most common type of web developers are not even human
    they are spiders

submitted 5 months ago by dashinaflash to r/Jokes

  • What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?
    A spider

submitted 6 months ago by b1kerguy to r/Jokes

  • My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks.Cool guy.Wants to be a web developer.

submitted 6 months ago by dream-hunter to r/Jokes

  • Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?
    A spider!

submitted 11 months ago by superumberto to r/Jokes

  • Web Developers
    Spiders are the only web developers happy to find bugs.

submitted 11 months ago by skillzdude to r/Jokes

  • What type of web developer likes finding bugs
    Spiders

submitted 11 months ago by dirtypleb to r/Jokes

  • Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?
    Because they heard he is a web developer

submitted 11 months ago by AnotherSmegHead to r/Jokes

  • Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?
    A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong ‟Web Developer”.

submitted 1 year ago by rajivryan to r/Jokes

  • What does Bob the spider do for a living?
    He's a web developer.

submitted 2 years ago by OliverCrunkwell to r/Jokes

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