Not funny, I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke to go over my head, and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest, this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a “hehe”, not even the slightest subtle burst of carbon dioxide out of my Hyaline Cartilage Trachea. Science says before you laugh, your brain prepares your face muscles, but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. This joke is so substandard I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of neurological power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every home on the face of the Earth. Get a personality, and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny, I genuinely mean it, on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act in human culture. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to construct a device to strap me into so I could be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it. And even then all that joke would get from people, is a subtle scuff. You’re lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke, otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any kind of humor ever again. We as a society should put this joke into future text books and papers so future generations, our progeny, would be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. I am disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time and energy in my brain has been waisted understanding that woeful joke.