Mr Magoo in: Construction Capers, guest starring Sterling Archer.

Archer has been sent to assassinate Mr. Magoo, for reasons. Fade in at a construction site. It is 2:45 PM, and sunny, with mild wind. Mr. Magoo is talking with some construction worker or something. Archer is 400 feet away in some bushes. He has a sniper rifle. He adjusts his scope. The sight is centered on Mr. Magoo's head. A gust of wind comes along and blows off Mr. Magoo's hat. Magoo, startles, reaches to grab it at the exact instant that Archer pulls the trigger. By some stroke of luck, Magoo has moved his head out of the trajectory of the bullet. The bullet harmlessly embeds itself in a tree. Archer grimaces. Magoo, instead of grabbing his hat, grabs a passing pigeon and puts it on his head. The pigeon looks confused. Mr. Magoo smiles. Fade out.

Fade in again. Mr. Magoo is overlooking the construction of the building (as well as he can look at anything). There is a pile of hollow steel rods behind him, about two inches in diameter and ten feet across. There is also a wheelbarrow. Archer pops out of the wheelbarrow. He picks up one of the steel rods, stands behind Mr. Magoo, and prepares to bash him over the head. As he brings the rod down, Mr. Magoo coincidentally turns to face him and yawns, outstretching his arms. The rod is pushed into his hands, and he takes it. He thinks the pole is something other than what it is (Mr. Magoo thinks something is something else, what an innovative joke!) and thanks Archer, who is confused. Mr. Magoo slings the steel rod over his shoulder and turns around, swinging the rod towards Archer. Archer jumps over it. He turns around again, and Archer ducks under it. Finally, the rod slips out of Mr. Magoo's hand and onto Archer's foot. He clutches his foot and jumps up and down while Mr. Magoo walks away, whistling. Fade out.

Fade in. Mr. Magoo is on the fifth floor of the building's unfinished infrastructure. He is admiring the craftsmanship of the building. At some point he picks up a jackhammer, thinking it is something else. The jackhammer turns on and he rides it across a narrow beam. Archer is on that beam. He tries to run away from the jackhammer, but it runs over him. He shakes his fist at Mr. Magoo. Fade out.

Fade in. It is night time. Mr. Magoo is walking down the sidewalk to go home. He passes by some bushes. They rustle. Somebody is inside! It's Archer. He points a pistol at Mr. Magoo. Magoo is in the Danger Zone. He is not entirely sure what is going on. Archer is belligerent. Mr. Magoo gets mildly upset. "Now see here", he says, and points a finger at Archer. The finger goes directly into the barrel of the pistol. Archer pulls the trigger and it explodes in his face. Mr. Magoo is unharmed, but Archer has been charred black. Mr. Magoo looks around, wondering where the noise came from and when this mysterious young punk is going to man up and fight him. Archer runs away into the night. Fade out. The end.