"Look at me, I'm making sweeping generalizations about the population at large, but I hedge my statements by saying 75% so it's all good."

But hold up. No seriously, hold the fuck up. Let's get something straight first.

"If you get pepperoni, at least 75% of people will be OK with it. Isn’t that better than ZERO percent?"

This implies that nobody will like the pizza if you don't get pepperoni.

I don't mean to poke fun of your poor reading comprehension

Stick with the classes, though. I believe in you!

Reading Comprehension ✓

Now let's check the math! According to you...

75% = Not Everyone

100% - 75% who are ok with pepperoni = 0 % of people who like pizza because theres no pepperoni

Therefore

75% = 100%

EXCEPT when

"but I pretty deliberately said "75% of people", not "everyone".

Math is obviously not your strong suit. We should probably add 'Reading Comprehension' to that list as well.

Just give it up already and quit while you're ahead.

Have a nice day!

P.S. No really just give it up.

You got owned, bitch.