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This post has been removed for the following reason(s):

Rule 1: Both the malapropism and the original word must be dictionary-defined words. A malapropism is the mistaken use of a real, dictionary-defined word or phrase by a human in place of another real, dictionary-defined word or phrase that sounds similar.

THIS MEANS:

• BOTH WORDS MUST be real words as defined in the Merriam-Webster dictionary (this includes foreign words and names. If both words are not in the dictionary, it's not valid). That's the dictionary we use. No other.  
• Both words must be separate words. "Assburgers" is not a malapropism because it's not a word. It'stwo wordstogether.  
• The mistaken word must sound similar to real word. This means phonetically, not regionally. We do not take regional accents into account.  
• The malapropism must not be from children or ESL speakers.  
• No memes.  
• No brand names or proper names.    

Anything else is at moderator discretion. Please don't contact the moderators asking why your message was removed unless you've checked the Merriam-Webster dictionary to make sure both words are dictionary-defined, non-proper-noun, words. Please don't contact the moderators with a note that reads "hey, you removed my post where someone used 'iounkjb' instead of milquetoast." Please do contact the moderators if your post was removed for a reason that's not clearly related to your post.

If you have any questions, feel free to send us a modmail! But, again, please be sure you've read the entire removal reason carefully before doing so.