Dimitris felt the phone ring summoning dimitris to the meeting it was time after all his work he would finally become a high ranking member in the family.As dimitri approached the cave he could hear the sound of tribal music and a mystic energy flowing from the cave.
As dimtri walked into the cave a group began to follow him into the cave wearing robes there faces masked in shadows that no light could pierce.As a cold feeling of fear and panic entered dimitris mind was he ready should he back out NO he thought I've come to far.
He finally made his way into the last cave the group that was following him walked over to a large altar with a large seat atop it forming a circle around the altar.As dimitris got closers he could see two figures kneeling before the altar with a large bowl in front of them.To his surprise one was the stig the other was Jor as he looked up at the throne a figure appeared out of a beam of light in a dazzling white robe.
In a booming voice the figure in the white robe said "you have come along way dimtri now you shall see me in my true form" the figure dropped the robe revealing a person standing there with a shirt ST86 dimitris was in shock all the pieces came together in utter shock dimtri said " snappy it's you"
Snappytom86 turned to look at dimitris "yes my child now to join the family we used to require a true soul to do a thumbprint but for you to join the inner circle with tguk and Jor you must do a double handprint of pure crystal lsd and lick you hands clean"
Tguk and Jor began to beat on tribal drums as dimitri approached the bowl he placed both hands inside and locked every last crystal of his hand.Tguk took of his helmet revealing Guesswhomeoryou and the rest of dnmoz appeared from reddit.
Snappy yelled "fucking hell dimitri we didn't think you'd do it mate this was a practical joke"dimtri replied thank God so that wasn't lsd " snappy with a look of shock replied "me and the boys got a pack from bbmc we were smoking meth all last night and broke into customs and stole a kilo of siezed lsd"
And as dimtri mind melted away that was the last anyone heard of dimtri some say he fused with the creator others say his do paintings with his own feaces in a mental ward but the reddit community would always remember him.