☐ Yes
☑ No
☐ Came here to say/post this
☐ Relevant username
☐ (n)edgy(n+2)me
☐ So brave
☐ 'banana for scale'
☐ Directed by M. Night Shyamalan / 'Shyamalangadingdong'
☐ Banana for scale?
☐ Step 1:[...] Step 2:[...] Step 3:??? Step 4: Profit
☐ ____ here: can confirm / can confirm: am ____
☐ Shibe
☐ wat/wut
☐ This
☐ Logged in just to upvote this
☐ I know this will never be seen but...
☐ I found this gem...
☐ This will be downvoted to hell/buried but...
☐ An upvote for you, [see next]
☐ Gentleman / Sir / Scholar
☐ le
☐ fedora
☐ I, too, ____
☐ You magnificent bastard
☐ Someone give this man reddit gold
☐ Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
☐ Anne Frankly I did nazi that coming
☐ That escalated quickly
☐ To the top with you!
☐ Lost it at ____
☐ This is why we can't have nice things
☐ Faith in humanity restored
☐ Whoa / mind = blown
☐ Manly tears were shed
☐ Cutting onions
☐ I know that feel, bro
☐ Right in the feels
☐ Risky click
☐ Nailed it
☐ You. I like you
☐ I regret that I only have one upvote to give
☐ Tree fiddy
☐ Was not disappointed
☐ Wait, why do I have you tagged as _______?
☐ What did I just read?
☐ Da fuq?
☐ How is this WTF?
☐ YOU HAD ONE JOB
☐ I can't fap to this
☐ Cakeday
☐ What are you doing, stahp
☐ For science
☐ That's enough internet for me today
☐ Would not bang
☐ x/10 would (not) Y
☐ What is this I don't even?
☐ Circlejerk must be leaking
☐ Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym
☐ Said no one ever
☐ I have the weirdest boner right now
☐ /thread
☐ To the top with you! / Upvote this to the top!
☐ My first post
☐ Edit: wow I can't believe my top comment is about _______
☐ EDIT: Seriously front page? Thanks guys! / Obligatory front page edit!!!
☐ Are you me?
☐ Directions unclear - dick stuck in _______
☐ I laughed way harder than I should have
☐ It's almost like Reddit is thousands of different people with thousands of different opinions.
☐ Plot twist: _____
☐ Step one: be attractive. Step two: don't be unattractive.
☐ Not the hero ____ wants, but the hero ____ needs
☐ Navy Seal copypasta
☐ ____ ALL THE THINGS!
☐ Thanks Obama
☐ Commenting to save this for later
☐ Ah, the ol' reddit switcharoo, etc...
☐ The Safe
☐ Cumbox
☐ Cumboxers
☐ Broken Arms
☐ Jolly Rancher
☐ Wednesday, the cat
☐ Doritos
☐ Colby
☐ Dagobah (Ass Injection Infection)
☐ Hambeast
☐ Shitfisting Potato
☐ Vagina Bacon