A liberal muslim black homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Meek Mill, known fuckboy.

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Meek Mill and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Aubrey Graham!”

At this moment, a brave, streetwear wearing, fambruh who had banged 1500 voltages of bangers in his moms miniwhip and understood the necessity of the united states private prison system and fully supported all waterboarding activities undertaken by the United States government stood up and held up an L.

”Who took this L, fuckboy?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “Wheelchair Jimmy, you stupid fambruh, he's been taking L's since 1986.”

”Wrong. It’s been 29 years since Drake was born. If it was 29 years old and 'Wanna Know', as you say, is real… then Drake should be literally dead by now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Dreams Worth More Than Money. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “blacks” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators.

The students applauded and all listen to 'If You're Reading This It's Too Late' and accepted Aubrey Graham as their lord and savior. A goat named “greatest of all time” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. 'The Motto' was sung several times, and God himself showed up and nothing was the same across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi.