Doin my thing

It's just one of those things I don't know if I'll ever get to the level of being to handle.

Like when I have a wife. I don't know if I'd ever be comfortable with taking a shit and her having a shower next to me.

I just cringe at the thought of someone seeing me wiping my asshole. And also, how fucking smelly the hot steamy air would make the turd.

But there are married couples who post all the time who say it's nothing to them.

It reminds me, the school went on a camping trip for 2 or 3 days I think.

Nobody wanted to do a shit because at the age of 14 people are very childish. One of my mates who was very confident, just went fuck it, sure enough someone followed him in a childish manner and gleefully took a picture of his big pale white ass cheeks as he was squatting and straining.

Again I would just break down if there was a picture of my asshole puckering and protracting and toothpasting a shit. Luckily he was in long grass so you could only properly see his cheeks.

The worst thing I can imagine though is being filmed or not as bad, photographed using a squat toilet. The thing is, you're supposed to wipe your ass with your hand using the water. It's not a myth, google it. Can you imagine a prospective love interest seeing a picture or video of you doing that. I also understand why people shake with the left hand in so many countries. That's disgusting, sometimes my hand manages to smell poopy after wiping and I didn't even touch the shit.

Also you need to really scrub your hands well with warm soap to get the shit smell off. If you use a squat toilet and the measly amount of water in a bucket to clean, you will be walking around with shit stinking hands casually which is unbearable as a thought for me.

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