The Epitome of Idiocy

Quick Jist of this, I don't even know this guy's name. (Just shows how much I even know this guy..)

Me Sent by [me] Apr 25th, 5:45am [Guy], you're delusional. I don't like you, and I absolutely do not fucking love you. I find you to be disturbed. For god sake.

Guy Apr 25th, 5:59am haha thats funny

Guy Apr 25th, 6:00am you need to work on that poker face skill though

Me Sent by [me] Apr 25th, 6:01am I'm done talking to you. You need to find someone else to attach yourself to.

Guy Apr 25th, 6:02am allright, maybe i am delusional and disturbed

Guy Apr 25th, 6:02am im sorry for bothering you

Guy Apr 25th, 6:03am goodbye

Guy Apr 25th, 12:25pm I thought you were my angel that came to bring me love. I will forever regret this day

Guy Apr 25th, 9:55pm i want to be with you and love you, come spend the summer with me, you can stay at my house in portugal

Guy Apr 25th, 9:57pm i have a free room and 100/10 connection, you wouldnt need to pay bills, just get your food

Guy Apr 25th, 10:05pm my appartment is humble but i will do my best to receive you well

Guy Apr 25th, 10:20pm i promise i will keep your pussy wet 24/7

Guy Apr 25th, 11:23pm last year when i first saw you i was seeing someone else. i hope you can forgive me

Guy Apr 25th, 11:23pm this person means nothing to me

Guy Apr 26th, 3:18am i have told you before about her on your stream, she wanted to marry me but i refused because she was not my kind of woman, i just wanted to have some fun

Guy Apr 26th, 3:18am so she left me and went about her business to get someone else to marry her

Guy Apr 26th, 3:24am when the [Cat]s balls event happened i was with her, but i would have never wrote what i did in that twitch message if you didnt tell me it wasn't my balls and then get me banned

Guy Apr 26th, 3:25am remember i wrote that after you banned me, not before

Guy Apr 26th, 3:25am i was mad and wanted to show i didnt need you

Guy Apr 26th, 3:28am then when i was alone i remembered of you and saw this picture you posted on fb of your dog and cat in your car

Guy Apr 26th, 3:29am then i saw you were good to them and i regreted what i wrote before

Guy Apr 26th, 3:34am so i tried to be your friend again because i liked you and i thought you had more in common with me than other i met

Guy Apr 26th, 3:36am i hope this helps you understand the 180 degree turn you mentioned

Guy Apr 26th, 4:39am i wanted you to be the happiest, strongest, healthiest woman. it was never my intention to do anything to hurt you

Guy Apr 26th, 4:40am you have been trying to hurt me all the way and i'm taking the hits and coming back to you

Guy Apr 26th, 4:40am i dont know what else i can do to earn your trust

Guy Apr 26th, 4:41am maybe you're right... i should find someone else to attach myself to

Guy Apr 26th, 4:43am i had the idea many times that when i told you something because i cared about you, you always thought i told it because i was trying to look better than you, like ego-tripping

Guy Apr 26th, 4:43am to say how awesome i am

Guy Apr 26th, 4:44am you make so many wrong conjectures in your head

Guy Apr 26th, 4:49am you're done talking to me. i get it. goodbye [me]

Guy Apr 26th, 6:03am on thursday and other occasions like my birthday, why didn't you ask me where i went instead of assuming i went to fuck someone else

Guy Apr 26th, 6:16am you're the dellusional here, not me

Guy Apr 26th, 6:18am i will stop now, bye

Guy Apr 26th, 8:12am i'll go get attached to someone that isn't being a social butterfly while trying to turn me into a puppy. i don't need that in my life.

Guy Apr 27th, 2:16am come spend the summer with me, i will come back to the states with you if you want. i'll be yours if you're mine. don't expect me to love you more than you love me. i'm not a fool [me]

Guy Apr 27th, 2:20am tell me you you don't want me, ill be gone

Guy Apr 27th, 8:57am allright, im done talking to you too. you need to find someone else to be your puppy.

Guy Apr 30th, 3:53pm I’m Just got home... resting in my bed, thinking of you

Guy Apr 30th, 3:55pm Wish you'd send me a kiss

Guy May 1st, 1:45am do you want me to eat your pussy?

Me May 1st, 1:47am Eat your own dick.

Guy May 1st, 1:48am Why you so upset

Me May 1st, 1:48am I'm not, but you should do it.

Guy May 1st, 1:49am Dont thinķ I'd enjoy it

Me May 1st, 1:50am I think you would.

Guy May 1st, 1:52am You're so cute when ur mean

Me May 1st, 1:53am not being mean, I'm telling you that you should do it.

Guy May 1st, 1:55am I couldnt do it even if I wanted

Guy May 1st, 1:55am Cant reach it

Guy May 1st, 1:56am Im not marylin manson

Me May 1st, 1:58am Well I guess you're just not worth talking to then.

Guy May 1st, 2:02am We could always do a 69

Me May 1st, 2:04am Fuck no, not with you. Just the thought of touching you makes me want to vomit.

Me May 1st, 2:05am I cant even look at you.

Guy May 1st, 2:07am u dont have reasons to be this mad

Guy May 1st, 2:09am If theres someone here who should be disgusted should be me

Guy May 1st, 2:11am I didnt give my dick to a fuck buddy for the last 2 months

Me May 1st, 2:13am You just typing out of your ass or something? This is like talking to a horny 2 year old who has no fucking clue what life is.

Guy May 1st, 2:14am No need to get into insults

Me May 1st, 2:15am Its not an insult, its more of a compliment than an insult. If I told you what I thought of you, now that would be an insult.

Guy May 1st, 2:16am Why ur so angry at me?

Me May 1st, 2:16am Are you illiterate.

Guy May 1st, 2:17am Tell me what you thinķ of me then

Me May 1st, 2:17am I told you I'm not mad, I'm just letting you know I think you replaced your brain with mashed potatoes.

Guy May 1st, 2:18am You got a point there

Me May 1st, 2:18am Of course I do, you're literally stupid.

Guy May 1st, 2:21am Its not like I care

Guy May 1st, 2:26am I missed you and im horny yeah

Me May 1st, 2:26am Yeah, sure you won't. Just like how you won't care that I think you're thirsty as fuck and won't be getting any at all because you're literally have the least attractive personality and physique I've ever seen. Not to mention the fact your brain doesn't function correctly so you can't even comprehend half the things anyone says to you. It is just -so -pathetic, I can't even begin to explain.

Guy May 1st, 2:28am You didnt need to be so mean, I was always nice to you

Me May 1st, 2:29am I'm not even close to being mean to you yet.

Me May 1st, 2:29am Shall I threaten you instead?

Guy May 1st, 2:29am Calm down [me]

Me May 1st, 2:30am I am calm, I'm just brainstorming whether to post your pathetic actions on the internet as we speak.

Guy May 1st, 2:30am Hahaha

Me May 1st, 2:32am I think its pretty funny too.

Guy May 1st, 2:32am I thinķ you're trying to project into your mind what I thinķ of you

Guy May 1st, 2:33am But I don't think that

Guy May 1st, 2:34am I actually find you somewhat physically attractive

Guy May 1st, 2:34am Skinny Asians always appealed to me

Guy May 1st, 2:35am Theres things I dont like about your personality

Guy May 1st, 2:36am Like being a social butterfly and attention ho

Guy May 1st, 2:37am Also you're not the smartest girl I've met

Me May 1st, 2:37am You mad?

Guy May 1st, 2:38am But apart from that I thinķ you're kiind of cute and sweet

Guy May 1st, 2:39am Why would I be?

Guy May 1st, 2:44am [me] I get pussy left and right

Me May 1st, 2:44am Who on earth would be that fucking stupid.

Guy May 1st, 2:45am Everywhere I go I get women trying to talk to me,

Me May 1st, 2:45am HAHAHAHA

Guy May 1st, 2:45am Coming next to me

Me May 1st, 2:45am AHAHAHA

Me May 1st, 2:46am Filing a restraint order doesn't count buddy.

Guy May 1st, 2:46am Just today on the subway this girl kept rubbing her ass on me

Guy May 1st, 2:47am I had to move away and she came closer again

Me May 1st, 2:47am In your dreams.

Guy May 1st, 2:48am My sisters buddys make a line to fuck me

Guy May 1st, 2:49am My last fuckbuddy earns 5k a month and wanted to marry me

Guy May 1st, 2:50am What makes you thinķ I care u thinķ im thirtsy

Me May 1st, 2:52am You should consult a doctor about your horrible memory.

Guy May 1st, 2:53am What do you mean

Guy May 1st, 2:54am Ive not been smoking weed lately if thats what ur talking about

Me May 1st, 2:57am Oh man, without weed and its that bad? Pretty sure a hamster has better memory than you.

Guy May 1st, 3:04am I thought maybe you'd like me being honest

Guy May 1st, 3:04am But you act like such a stuck up bitch

Me May 1st, 3:05am What makes you think being honest with me would make me like you more. I didn't even like you in the first place, you're delusional.

Guy May 1st, 3:06am I know behind all that swagger you fancy me

Guy May 1st, 3:06am Dont lie to yourself

Me May 1st, 3:06am You're a complete moron.

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