Hello sir, if you’re looking for a prem team to support, may I interest you in a special club named r/NUFC

After our takeover, we okay exciting football. With exciting players such as Allan Saint-Maximin and Bruno Guimaraes. Some of our players are also ‘handsome’ Joelinton and Wilson are dreamboats mate.

Next season we’ll be pushing on and trying to topple the big six for European football of some sort.

We’re based in the very north east of England so pretty unique in that aspect. Our fans are absolutely amazing, even if half these southerners can’t understand the geordie accent. Wor Flags have been putting on incredible displays at our fortress St James Park which bring amazing atmosphere and put on incredible displays.

So why not come and support the magpies and the black and white army. NEWCASTLE UNITED

DISCLAIMER we do think Everton are the scouse mackems the dirty little rats