3. Excluding being a baby when have you literally shat your pants?

Excluding being a baby when have you literally shat your pants?

I have a pretty good story. When I was a kid one of my friends invited me over to his own friend's house to fire off a potato gun at a nearby park. The potato gun part was fine, it was fun, however I started to get a VERY bad feeling in my stomach. I told one of the adults that I needed to go so they gave me the keys and I ran back to the house, each step making me feel worse and worse. When I finally got there I couldn't open the bloody door, the key just wouldn't go. So i stood there waiting and waiting for everyone else to come back at a leisurely pace. By now my the feeling in my ass was absolutely killing me. The group finally arrived and they got the door open just fine so naturally I sprinted to the toilet, slammed the door shut and proceeded to let rip. There was one problem though, I had released my bowels a little too soon and my underwear wasn't off all the way. I now had the worst, most fucked up shit in the toilet, around a bit on the floor and all throughout my undies. I really had fucked up, or so I thought. I managed to call my friend through the door and tell him that I had had a little bit of an accident and would need a bucket of water or something. I got the said bucket handed to me not long later and now the shit was just dripping and spreading even more. In my infinite wisdom I decided it would be a good idea to try and stand in the bucket. That was a dumb move because the bucket tipped over and now the entire floor of the bathroom was covered in really fucking foul shit water. I was seriously panicking at this point and thought it was time to admit defeat. I don't quite know how I managed to get the underwear off and my pants back on fine but I did. As I left the bathroom in shame I saw the man of the house enter the toilet holding a mop and wearing a fucking respirator. In order to cover up my embarrassment from the other kids I simply said that the toilet had overflown.

About a year after that I was at the beach with my friend and the same guy showed up with his kids. The conversation was extremely awkward. "Hi anon how are you?" "Good." intense stares

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