Feel me a novel

Slightly interested, hey this is a nice cover and I like this author, let's see, hmm, aha, good intro, oh, he can make fun of himself, I like that a lot, giggle, I'd totally see them doing that, lol, OMG what's this, please no necromancy for me, phew, it's not that.

Aww, poor guy, getting blamed for something totally not his fault - he-llo, love interest, lol, you're too young for him, oh well he's not dead yet so why not, I really like this old girl, I bet he's going to get drafted to go where he doesn't want to go, lol, they did heheheh.

The menagerie thing is kind of creepy, the villains are kind of creepy, get me some good-feel story ASAP! I can just see who's going to get dead by the end of this, sigh, I knew it, awww, we have some really good friends, come let me give you a hug, good friend!, NONONONONONO don't get dead Idontwannareadanythingaboutdeadyou phew, you didn't die. Don't do that again!!!!

Also, that thing you did is also creepy, but I'm gonna forgive you because you're you. Good hero, you. Aaaand, travel time lol. I think I like the bodyguards too, lol, they're comic relief and it's working.

OMG you didn't! You weren't! Okay, I kind of guessed it could be that (in the last few dozen pages lol), but it's still an awesome reveal. Get some recognition for it this time - oh you did. That's good.* Chuckle.

Aww, you are getting more and more recognition and you don't know what to do with it, lol. Keep doing that, it's working. The villain is kind of meh by now, lol, but who cares, he's getting his comeuppance, what's next?

Nice wrap-up, this is one of the good stories, I'm gonna read this again, OMG what time is it, this is a week night and I have to get up in two hours, *NEVER AGAIN, but oh this was sooo good!!

Totally worth it, will do it again 10/10.

You already know it by now

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